Jokes

What Did One Wall Say To The Other Wall?

What did one wall say to the other wall?

I’ll meet you at the corner!

How Do All The Oceans Say Hello To Each Other?

How do all the oceans say hello to each other?

They wave!

Call Center!!

Mr. Mud calls to Airline call center and asked "How long it will take to reach New York from Chicago?"
Call Center Staff : "Just a Second Sir."
Mr. Mud : "Oh!! That's it? - Thanks for the Info."

Spell Check!!!

After taking a photocopy of a document, Mr. Mud was seriously comparing the two documents - by seeing this, the shop owner asked why he was comparing the two documents. Mr Mud replied, “ I’m comparing the document with the original for spelling mistakes!”

Fine Parking!

It was a fine sunny day Mr Mud went to take his car from the parking garage. Suddenly he noticed a paper slip on his car written, “PARKING FINE.” - Mr. Mud was so happy that he kept a note under saying, “Thank you for the compliment”

Its The Same Camel!!

Teacher: Ahmed, your assignment on "My camel" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?

Ahmed: No, teacher, it's the same camel!

Great Discovery!!

Teacher: Nancy, go to the map and find North America.

Nancy: Here it is!

Teacher: Correct. Now, John, who discovered North America?

John: Nancy!

Insect Bite

Teacher: George, How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?

George: Better, don't bite any insects!!